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Time machines, horror stories, and the future of dev tools Shea Newton @shnewto on GitHub and Twitter Horror Stories... ...did you hear that? Youre so quirky! Tales of Developer Horror... Thank you! Photo Credit:

Time machines, horror stories, and the future of dev tools
Shea Newton @shnewto on GitHub and Twitter
Horror Stories...
...did you hear that?
You’re so quirky!
Tales of Developer Horror...
Thank you!
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