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Thursday, May 24, 12 #gotocph #rant Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? @johnsnolan Thursday, May 24, 12 Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12 Is It Just Me @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant

  1. Thursday, May 24, 12

  2. #gotocph #rant Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? @johnsnolan Thursday, May 24, 12

  3. Is It Just Me Or Is Everything Shit? @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  4. Is It Just Me @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  5. It Is Just Me @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  6. @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  7. O P S @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  8. O THER P EOPLES S HIT @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  9. @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  10. CYNICAL @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  11. @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  12. What is a Cynic ? A man who knows the price of everything but the value of nothing @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  13. @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  14. W T F @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  15. W HEN T ECHNOLOGY F RUSTRATES @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  16. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  17. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  18. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  19. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  20. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  21. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  22. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  23. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  24. THE TELEPHONE @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  25. THE INTERNET @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  26. THE INTERNET @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  27. THE INTERNET @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  28. THE INTERNET @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  29. THE INTERNET @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  30. THE INTERNET @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  31. THE TELEVISION @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  32. THE TELEVISION @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  33. THE TELEVISION @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  34. THE TELEVISION @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  35. THE TELEVISION @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  36. Further Examples ? @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  37. So how does this happen ? @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  38. So how does this happen ? Look to where it comes from.... @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  39. So how does this happen ? Look to where it comes from.... ...the technologists... @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  40. So how does this happen ? Look to where it comes from.... ...the technologists... ...the product guys... ...and the world they live in @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  41. The Environment They Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  42. YOU The Environment They Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  43. WE YOU The Environment They Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  44. Programming Languages WE YOU The Environment They Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  45. Programming Languages IDEs WE YOU The Environment They Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  46. Programming Languages IDEs WE YOU The Environment They Work In 3rd�Party� Libraries @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  47. Programming Languages IDEs WE YOU The Environment They Work In 3rd�Party� Libraries OSes @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  48. Continuous Programming Delivery Languages IDEs WE YOU The Environment They Work In 3rd�Party� Libraries OSes @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  49. Continuous Programming Delivery Languages IDEs WE YOU The Environment They Work In TDD/ automated 3rd�Party� Libraries OSes testing @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  50. Continuous Programming Delivery Languages IDEs WE YOU The Environment They Work In TDD/ automated 3rd�Party� Pair� Programming Libraries OSes testing @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  51. Continuous Programming Delivery Languages IDEs Coaching WE YOU The Environment They Work In TDD/ automated 3rd�Party� Pair� Programming Libraries OSes testing @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  52. Continuous OPerations Programming Support Delivery Languages IDEs Coaching Design UX WE U I YOU The Environment They Work In TDD/ automated Architecture 3rd�Party� Pair� Databases Programming Retrospectives Libraries OSes testing @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  53. The Industry We Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  54. Ego-Driven The Industry We Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  55. One�B.O.R.N. Every� Minute Ego-Driven The Industry We Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  56. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  57. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In Mad�Fad�and Dangerous�to� Know @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  58. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In “Software Mad�Fad�and Craftsmanship” Dangerous�to� Know @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  59. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In “Software Mad�Fad�and Craftsmanship” Dangerous�to� “Agile” Know @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  60. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In “ R e “XP” a l � “Software O p Mad�Fad�and t i o n s ” “ L Craftsmanship” e a Dangerous�to� n ” “Scrum” ” n a b n “Agile” a Know K “ @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  61. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In “ R e “XP” a l � “Software O p Mad�Fad�and t i o n s ” “ L Craftsmanship” e a Dangerous�to� n “GOOS” ” “Scrum” ” n a b n “Agile” a Know K “ @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  62. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In H C N “ U R B e “XP” a l � “Software O p Mad�Fad�and t i o n s F ” “ O L Craftsmanship” e a Dangerous�to� n “GOOS” ” ! “Scrum” S ” n R a E b K n “Agile” N a Know K O “ W @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  63. One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In H Unsustainable� C N “ U R B e “XP” a l � “Software O practices p Mad�Fad�and t i o n s F ” “ O L Craftsmanship” e a Dangerous�to� n “GOOS” ” ! “Scrum” S ” n R a E b K n “Agile” N a Know K O “ W @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  64. Talking�not One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � Doing r Every� i e n D t e e v d e � Minute l o p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In H Unsustainable� C N “ U R B e “XP” a l � “Software O practices p Mad�Fad�and t i o n s F ” “ O L Craftsmanship” e a Dangerous�to� n “GOOS” ” ! “Scrum” S ” n R a E b K n “Agile” N a Know K O “ W @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

  65. Talking�not One�B.O.R.N. H e r o O � Doing r L Every� i e e a n D d t e e e v r d e s � Minute h l o i p p Ego-Driven m e n t The Industry We Work In H Unsustainable� C N “ U R B e “XP” a l � “Software O practices p Mad�Fad�and t i o n s F ” “ O L Craftsmanship” e a Dangerous�to� n “GOOS” ” ! “Scrum” S ” n R a E b K n “Agile” N a Know K O “ W @johnsnolan #gotocph #rant Thursday, May 24, 12

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