Dog pictures and John McHugh Urology Urological rules to live by. - PowerPoint PPT Presentation

I want to be the person my dog thinks I am. Dog pictures and John McHugh Urology

Urological rules to live by. Don't buy shoes in the Rule #1 morning and don't pull tubes at night.

Urological rules to live by. Rule # 2 Primum non nocere- First do no harm

Urological rules to live by. Rule # 3 The scrotum is your friend and the urethra is your enemy.

Rule # 4 ❖ Urologist job security: A man spends his first fifty years trying to make a living and his last fifty trying to make water.

Urological rules to live by. Rule # 5 You have to let large prostates "Vine ripen."

Urologic rules for the urological resident. Rule # 6 You can be criticized for not placing a stent but seldom for placing one.

Rule # 7 ❖ If there is pain at the tip of the penis it is not the penis . The culprit is either the prostate or a UVJ stone. Rarely a stone or other issue at the tip of the penis.

Rule # 8 ❖ Only take what the body gives you: Never force anything.

Rule # 9 ❖ The pain of a kidney stone is like a hook in golf: It won't listen to a damn thing you say.

"I don't think I understand all I know about this patient." Dr. Charles Wray